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Top 10 of the Funniest Lol Jokes and Puns
Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls?
They love anything that’s 15% off
Just a joke lol
I just farted on my wallet
Now I have Gas Money!
*Told to me by my 9 year old daughter, who thought it’s hilarious! (I agree lol)
Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic
Like who wouldn’t wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?
I’m sorry. lol.
What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were?
How did harry potter get down the hill?
Who Did Princess Leia’s Hair? (My daughter’s joke)
(I know, I know. She’s a kid though. Lol)
I always knock on the front door of my fridge …
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
13: I’m the number everybody hates . 666: No way, I am the number everybody hates .
2020: lol .
(My 8 year old just told me this one) Who is the fish’s valentine?
Idc what ya’ll say, that was golden! Lol
if you added the letters S and E to the X files
it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
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You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends?
What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?
I made this joke when I was 11. I remember being super proud lol.
What does it look like when someone is drowning?
What’s the absolute value of zero?
My band is called 999 megabytes. We don’t have any gigs.
My bank has a new feature where they’ll text you your bank balance. I think it’s pretty cool.
I just don’t think they should end the text with “LOL”, though.
What does a drowning person looks like
Hey Prof, what can I do to improve my grade?
Prof: um… it’s May
Me: LOL, sorry, what MAY I do to improve my grade?
What do you call a webpage that helps your eyes feel better?
A site for sore eyes!
My dad made this up and wanted me to post it lol
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
“A penguin rolling down a hill”
My 6 y.o just told me this one and I don’t know why I laughed so hard. I felt it should be shared. Lol
Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions
my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with schizophrenia..
was really worried until i remembered i dont have a psychiatrist lol
What did the referee do when the touchdown was made?
The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter
My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients…
The worst part is that he’s a veterinarian.
Lol just kidding, he’s a pediatrician.
Christian man said to his married friend that he is saving himself so he can have all the sex he can when he is married
Married man : “lol”
Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games
Gamer 1: “You play WoW? LoL”
Gamer 2: “You play LoL? WoW”
How funny are jokes about communism?
Equally as funny as any other joke.
Lol just spent the last 3 hours kinda piecing this together, hope someone likes it.
lol cancer is so easy to beat i am already at stage 4
What is the funniest time of day?
7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please 🙂
There are people out there who don’t know what World of Warcraft and League of Legends are
God was having a conversation with a caterpillar…
God: then you become a butterfly!
Caterpillar: wow. the rest of my life as a butterfly!
God: yeah lol the “rest”
Caterpillar: how long
Caterpillar: how long God
My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn’t she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, “Because your jokes aren’t remotely funny.”
You heard about the guys breaking into stores and having sex with all the fruit?
They always come in Pears…
(Was literally just watching a live stream as I thought of this hopefully it hasn’t been done before lol)
Two men die and arrived in heaven
Curious as to why others are here, they struck up a conversation.
Man 1: Bro how did you die?
Man 2: Due to cold, and you?
Man 1: I doubted my girlfriend with another guy, searched the entire house but found none. I felt too guilty and committed suicide.
Man 2: Lol, I was in the fridge
Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1……
…… but LeBron only has 3 quarters.
Read online on a comment. LOL
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
I know this isn’t original but it’s my favorite lol
how does a roman laugh when he’s texting?
A fortune teller told me that someone is going to post this again tomorrow
So I proved her wrong and posted it today lol sorry man I ruined your joke
Where do horses go when they get sick?
Lol jks, they get shot.
Was a good name for an angel that always looks up the instructions online?
(it’s not a good joke, but I came up with it myself… so that has to count for something lol)
I tried one of those “Try Not To Laugh” challenges, but barely made it halfway before cracking up.
I guess you could say… I fought the LOL, and the LOL won.
Did you hear about the lesbian dinosaur?
Dad, what do you call a fish with two legs?
A two-knee fish.
Courtesy of my 8-year old. Thought it was pretty good lol.
Wanna hear a funny word?
An eye-rolling joke
Dad: You know who all I saw today?
Dad: Everybody I looked at
Dad: You don’t like my vision joke? Too bad, that’s how eye-roll ** rolls eyes **
Daughter: I’m not laughing at your eye rolling jokes again
Dad: Why? Is it too “cornea” for you? XD
Daughter: I give up, lol.
Dad: I’m still the master, you’re still the “pupil” XD
**Captain:** what kind of lettuce do you want on your sandwich?
**First mate:** ICEBERG!
**Captain:** lol… no need to shout, Dave.
You are unlikely to see negative reviews when shopping online for Parachutes
Know what I mean!!!
If any such review you find out, let me know. LOL
Sometimes I talk to myself for no sane reason…
Lol yea me too.
Deer nuts are always the same price worldwide….
Always under a buck! lol
My 11 year old son told me this joke today and thought I’d share with everyone.
People say smoking will give you diseases
But how can they say that when it cures salmon!!
(Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )
Villian: I’m going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I’m going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it’s his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that’ll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it’s his crypt tonight.
Dad on Deathbed
Dad: Don’t put me in the wrong burial plot
Son: Dad stop it, I’m never turning this life support off!
Dad: because that would be…a grave mistake lol
Son: So is it this switch here or
A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He’s carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.
“Return ticket to Death Valley please.”
“Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing.”
“LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?”
“No, this is carrion.”
Where does a horse go when it gets sick? The horsepital!
Lol, just kidding, it gets shot.
What do you call a rectangle that’s full of blood?
(Came up with this in math class lol)
Why isn’t blood a good writer??
Because of all the Type-Os.
Not sure if this has been posted before but I thought of it while at my desk and was proud of it cause it made me chuckle lol.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender!
Came up with this while putting chicken tenders out at my old job. lol
A man is rushed into the hospital after an accident.
Doctor, Doctor! I’ve broken my arm in several places.”
The Doctor examines the patient’s arm, and after a few moments of staring with intensity, he looked at the patient.
Doctor: lol, well don’t go to those places.
“do you believe in ghosts?”
**Me:** lol no— even my grandma says that’s dumb
“dude your grandma died 10 years ago”
How to trap a polar bear
First you cut a hole in the ice. Then place peas all around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Hey, the kids like it lol
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With My Parents.
Police: Where Do Your Parents Live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where Do You All Live?
Police: Where Is Your House?
Me: Next To My Neighbours House.
Police: Where’s Your Neighbours House?
Me: If I Told You, You Wouldn’t Believe Me…
Me: Next To My House. Lol.
How Does Leah Like Her Bathwater?
My 9yo came up with this, don’t ban me please lol
What do you call a ironic judgmental hippopotamus?
(Lol this sucks but I just thought of it)
What do you cover for protection, plug up the rear, and finger all day?
Your phone lol (sorry really high)
Joke for LoL, Dota2, and smite players. Why are Jewish junglers the worst?
They always die at the first camp.
Spell IHOP then say NESS.
Do you know what is laziness?
Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol
A guy at the whorehouse
So a guys going down on this hooker in a whorehouse. He’s eating and eating and all of a sudden gets some corn in his mouth. Well, he thinks thats kind of gross but chalks it up to a fluke and keeps on eating. A few minutes later he gets some carrots in his mouth. Again he thinks thats kind of gross and odd but again chalks it up to a fluke. Well he goes back to eating and eating and this time gets some beans in his mouth. He looks up from eating and says to the hooker, Damn lady, are you sick or something ….. she responds
No but the guy before you was
what do you call a surplus of straws
exstraw hahah lol
What did the cop say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest
Where will you find a dog without any legs?
Right where you left it.
Ik its dark and im sry lol
What do you call a fake noodle?
Lol, sorry if it’s corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!
In a department store, where is your beauty?
Aisle of the beholder.
Lol I hate myself.
Why can’t americans play LoL?
They can’t guard their towers.
Someone asked me…
“Where is your father at?”
Me : “He is not on earth anymore”
“Aww, I am sorry”
Me : ” He’s an astronaut lol”
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says sorry, we dont serve lol here
What did the assassin say when his co-worker got the promotion?
I would’ve killed for that position lol
Dota player said LoL sucks
LoL player couldn’t deny
What do you call a deceptive feline?
Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying
I’ll pounce myself out now…
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الثامن 8 …. + 18
تشكيلة نكت LOL على الرابط:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7211w49G94c\u0026index=1\u0026list=PLTqqF4dWoXGuh1jRtSuMz8inADUDSPSDp
نكت LOL رابط الجزء1 الأول هنا : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7211w49G94c
نكت LOL رابط الجزء2 الثاني هنا :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw9RuZ24je8
نكت LOL رابط الجزء3 الثالث هنا : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wVNz12qA\u0026feature=youtu.be
نكت LOL رابط الجزء4 الرابع هنا :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EpRc4G4jSI\u0026feature=youtu.be
نكت LOL رابط الجزء5 الخامس هنا :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tif2PqpbKY
نكت LOL رابط الجزء6 السادس هنا :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I8usvLJdVc
نكت LOL رابط الجزء7 السابع هنا :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck71Rd8CdSI
نكت LOL رابط الجزء8 الثامن هنا :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Yo91dHKE
نكت LOL رابط الجزء9 التاسع هنا : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M3WphqO2gw
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نكت مضحكة جداً الحلقة 28
نكت مضحكة جداً الحلقة 31
نكت مضحكة جداً الحلقة 30
كوميك كلوب: حلقة ماجد المصري و صفاء جلال الجزء الثالث
نكت لبنانيه للكبار فقط طريقه عمل الحمام المحشى +18
نكته لبنانيه للكبار فقط وصف الكسكسى بالهبره+18
نكت +18 سوف تندم ان لم تراه برنامج لول 4
نكت مايا دياب بجرأة واثارة بدون رقابة
نكت لبنانية جريئة.
نكت منوعه من برنامج لول 4
نكت منوعه من برنامج لول 12 حلقه الكريسماس 2011
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LOL: best of all time: 14 of 16
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الأول 1 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الثاني 2 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الثالث 3 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الرابع 4 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الخامس 5 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء السادس 6 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء السابع 7 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء الثامن 8 …. + 18
اجمل نكت LOL الجزء التاسع 9 …. + 18
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